~Deck The Halls With Lots of Bacon~
My mom scanned my cat.

She got a cat scan.

My mom scanned my cat.

She got a cat scan.

Go to bread.

Go to bread.

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

He’s seductively eyeing those straps.

He’s seductively eyeing those straps.

Surprise smooch
Anonymous

Well, I am quite surprised anon.

chelsearianne:

okcgoldmine:

i can’t

Dafuq is a “jigaboo?!”

A “jigaboo” is a racial slur for those of the African heritage. It was used more frequently in the south. I know this because my dad is racist and often uses the term.

chelsearianne:

okcgoldmine:

i can’t

Dafuq is a “jigaboo?!”

A “jigaboo” is a racial slur for those of the African heritage. It was used more frequently in the south. I know this because my dad is racist and often uses the term.

zeff-draws:

fuck—no—my—little—pony:

It ain’t ponies, but it’s pretty relevant to the whole “Ponies in Real Life” schtick.

Mulp: Parody right?


OH FUCKING COME ON THIS CANT BE REAL!!

Oh my god, this is real. JustinRPG, look him up.

zeff-draws:

fuck—no—my—little—pony:

It ain’t ponies, but it’s pretty relevant to the whole “Ponies in Real Life” schtick.

Mulp: Parody right?

OH FUCKING COME ON THIS CANT BE REAL!!

Oh my god, this is real. JustinRPG, look him up.

Whoever said Chia Pets were fun was wrong. It’s as fun as watching grass grow.

Being proposed to, having a child, being happy.

Being proposed to, having a child, being happy.

prpltnkr:

comloo:

curryuku:

sandwichclause:

merrysniperscout:

tf2queer:

yawpkatsi:

needklainenow:

phiillii:

gaywarden:

stabsinthe:

tamorajeancalhoun:

you get a little flag of your country!! its so cute aaah

im trying to flirt with the irish flag

like 5 american flags dog-piled on an canadian flag oh my god

THIS IS THE ACTUAL BEST OMFG

Do you think we can align all our flags in a row??? :O

THIS IS SO PRECIOUS!!!!!

I’m just sitting on here

as a lonely Canadian flag.

THAT’S YOU

IM LAUGHIGN

dying

trying to flirt with every flag rn

im humping every canadian flag 

CCHALLENGE: MAKE IT SPELL ‘NOEL’

I’m just sitting here in the middle of the “O”

corgay:

END OF THE WORLD HOMESTUCK T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY

2 give u somethin 2 look forward 2

also if u cant fuckin tell i always use the same pics

also a heads up i announce the winners privately becuz 1 of u decided 2 be dicks and harassed a fellow from one of the past giveaways THATS NOT OK u dick

RULES;

1. no more then 4 reblogs (remember ur followers)

2. u get 1 like 4 reblogs

3. no sideblogs u fucker (yes i check)

4. u dont have to follow me but if u did we culd be friends and give loves

5. i guess i ship international but if ur postage system is shit idk what to tell u

6. if u want a tracking number u have 2 pay for it you’RE GETTING A FREE SHIRT DONT COMPLAIN

ok have fun uwu

dalekiantime-lord:

My sister and I were reading Zodiac quotes for the hell of it. One of them was from Sarah Jessica Parker. I turned to her and said “A horse said that!”

We’ve been laughing for 456541516865651651 years

Reblog by December 25th and I will draw you a Homestuck sprite, talksprite, give you a Homestuck description, and a chumHandle all based on your blog

A seafood grinder sounds so fucking good right now.