My mom scanned my cat.
She got a cat scan.
Dafuq is a “jigaboo?!”
A “jigaboo” is a racial slur for those of the African heritage. It was used more frequently in the south. I know this because my dad is racist and often uses the term.
It ain’t ponies, but it’s pretty relevant to the whole “Ponies in Real Life” schtick.
Mulp: Parody right?
OH FUCKING COME ON THIS CANT BE REAL!!
Oh my god, this is real. JustinRPG, look him up.
THIS IS SO PRECIOUS!!!!!
I’m just sitting on here
as a lonely Canadian flag.
trying to flirt with every flag rn
im humping every canadian flag
CCHALLENGE: MAKE IT SPELL ‘NOEL’
I’m just sitting here in the middle of the “O”
END OF THE WORLD HOMESTUCK T-SHIRT GIVEAWAY
2 give u somethin 2 look forward 2
also if u cant fuckin tell i always use the same pics
also a heads up i announce the winners privately becuz 1 of u decided 2 be dicks and harassed a fellow from one of the past giveaways THATS NOT OK u dick
1. no more then 4 reblogs (remember ur followers)
2. u get 1 like 4 reblogs
3. no sideblogs u fucker (yes i check)
4. u dont have to follow me but if u did we culd be friends and give loves
5. i guess i ship international but if ur postage system is shit idk what to tell u
6. if u want a tracking number u have 2 pay for it you’RE GETTING A FREE SHIRT DONT COMPLAIN
ok have fun uwu
My sister and I were reading Zodiac quotes for the hell of it. One of them was from Sarah Jessica Parker. I turned to her and said “A horse said that!”
We’ve been laughing for 456541516865651651 years